haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”


haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

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icy-brunette:

kaliforhnia:

I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.


attmosphere:

Forever this man

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eryri:

Nerdgasm